Too Much Of Heaven

Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse

Discworld - Stratford/Flutter - I Will Be Your Better Half (And You Can Be My Worse)
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Medium: Books
Fandom: Discworld
Subject: Mr Stratford/Ted Flutter
Title: I Will Be Your Better Half (And You Can Be My Worse)
Warnings: Um...psychologically unhealthy relationships in all six tracks, and a lot of violence in the first one. (The Pine Box Boys are not for the faint of heart...or stomach...or anything, really.)
Notes: I'M SO SORRY. D: One day I was re-reading part of Snuff to get some fanart ideas, and it occurred to me that you could read a few lines in an...interesting sort of way, and suddenly I had a new awful ship and I was making a fanmix for it.
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Doctor Who - Donna Noble - On My Way Home
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Medium: Television
Fandom: Doctor Who
Subject: Donna Noble
Title: On My Way Home
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Law of the Playground
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Most of the entries aren't funny at all, but these are:

cowboy time
the beetroot song
keyboard playing, non-existent
"queer guidance"
"roadkill"
"your mother wears a leather wig with suede chinstraps"

WHAT
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So I spent most of last night/this morning having weird dreams. Possibly the weirdest dreams. Numbered for your convenience:

1. The night started out AWESOMESAUCE with a couple minutes' worth of the Life on Mars cast in the 1880s solving the Jack the Ripper murders. Then there was a half-remembered sequence with a plane and it turned into me at school, trying to write a paper I'd just realized was due in three hours. It was supposed to be about "bad movies" and the prompt gave the Michael Bay Transformers series as an example, but I accidentally wrote about why the '80s Transformers movie was awesome instead.

2-6. I kept waking up and going back to sleep, and every time I'd end up back in the dream and have to keep writing the Transformers paper. I really thought I had something due, too, even though I kept reassuring myself that it's summer and I genuinely don't.

7. I'm back at my old middle school and people keep talking about something to do with an apple. After an attempt to hide in the bathroom for reasons unknown, I enlist the help of Freakazoid to look it up on somebody's laptop, but he discovers some kind of shock site that I don't get to see. His child-like mind can't handle it so he shows it to Disney!Peter Pan's Mr Smee, whose eyes become gigantic when he looks at the video. It gets saved to the computer anyway and I take it home to ask my roommate about it. She turns out to be Daisy from Spaced and she offers to act it out with me, and I discover that it's some kind of bizarre quasi-sexual thing where one lady wields a kitchen knife and uses the other girl as a cutting board for an apple. I freak out and run away to discover that we live in a Sims 3 shack surrounded by a floating pool.

8. There's a mysterious woman after me and I have to hide out at the mall with Revered Peter Galloway from The Raven's Knot and his imaginary wife. After much running around we go down a neon corridor into a theater, where they and my other protectors become hypnotized by the play; it turns out to be a production of Oliver! where everyone wears diving suits and one character is a giant, sentient mass of plankton. The evil woman spots me and I manage to drag Mrs Galloway away, but we're pursued and have to turn into tiny cartoon birds and perch on a wire in the theater. Suddenly, we realize that we don't blend in with all the other patrons, so we summon up the Sims 3 color-change tool and make ourselves a bright pink floral print. But it's too late, and we have to fly away from the theater/mall altogether and turn back into humans in a bush outside a firehouse. Just as we think we're safe, a procession comes down the street. We realize that a nonexistant filk song (about Snow White becoming a middle-aged queen regnant who's beheaded by her subjects) is coming true, and I wake up as we're running to the firehouse to alert the filk writer who lives there.



WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY HEAD JEEZ
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Nation - Mutineers - Swimming With Sharks
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Medium: Books
Fandom: Nation
Subject: the Sweet Judy mutineers
Title: Swimming With Sharks
Notes: Semi-crack. This was intended to be about all the mutineers--meaning all the guys who didn't get named because they died before they could get involved in the plot--but it ended up being more Foxlip and Polegrave because...well, that's who we actually see.
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Firefly - Kaylee - Manic Pixie Dream Girl
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Medium: Television
Fandom: Firefly
Subject: Kaylee Frye
Title: Manic Pixie Dream Girl
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Firefly - Badger - In Pursuit of Excellence [EP]
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Medium: Television
Fandom: Firefly
Subject: Badger
Title: In Pursuit of Excellence
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Come, let me tell you a story
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A story...of MY DREAMS.

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GAMES OF MY CHILDHOOD
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I'm tired and anxious and not looking forward to 7th week and also it's FRIDAY, so instead of doing homework I'm just gonna make myself a MAGICALLY FANTASTIC LIST of COMPUTER GAMES I MISS FROM CHILDHOOD:

Pharaoh/Cleopatra
Zeus/Poseidon
Emperor (technically "games I miss from high school," but what the hell, I was still a minor)
Sims 1/Livin' Large*
Rollercoaster Tycoon 1&2
Zoo Tycoon
American Girls Premiere
KidPix


*If they ever release anything like that EP for Sims 3, I may spontaneously combust with awesome. THE CHEMISTRY SET AND THE GUINEA PIG AND THE VEGAS WALLPAPER AND THE MASHUGAS AND THE CLOWN AND AND AND YESSSSSS~

SIX DEGREES OF WTF
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1. In the 2010 theatre adaptation of Nation, Cox was played by Paul Chahidi.
2. Paul Chahidi was also in the 2009 Day of the Triffids miniseries.
3. The book on which Day of the Triffids was based also inspired Australian rock band The Triffids.
4. The Triffids fouth album, released in 1987, was called Calenture.
5. At some point before the events of Nation, Daphne learns about Calenture from Cox.


HOW AWESOME IS THAT
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